publishing

I just got this call from a dude that has authors looing for illustrators,he wanted to know if i was interested.Fuck yeah.anything to promote my art.maybe i'll start making some godamn fuckin money.cause i need a beer!

OTHER BLOG SITES

what really fuckin pisses me off is when you go to other bloggers sites and its in a different language.i mean shit.i cant fuckin read that crap so how do i know where it says to go to home page or next blogger or what.

dating sites

whats really fucked up is that i cant even meet anyone on those goddamn sites.i think its all a fuckin conspiracy .those sites get all the info they need then use it against you.you know,when we get invaded or some shit,they know your likes,dislikes,hobbies,etc.downfall man,i'm tellin ya.downfall of the americas.

bologny sandwich

i had a dream last night,a fucked up one.i'm like this fucked up monster,evil dead mother fucker,living in a basement cellar,all creepy and shit,i'm screwing the shit out of this hot babe,at the same time ripping her face apart.then my mom comes down with a bologny sandwich.what the &$%#@!!

crayons

have you ever wondered if crayons would be more enjoyable if they actually had the flavor of the color they described?